Bollocky cockpoke ! - Ever seen white Altezzas?

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Bollocky cockpoke ! - Ever seen white Altezzas?

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You have now !

After my run in with 'la femme douche' the cop last night I wasnt in the mood to attract anymore attention.

So I got out the mashed Altezzas (they were in a RIGHT state..) and customised them..

They were cracked (one had a large piece missing where I broke them carelessly removing them) one had cracked the seal and was leaking like a piglet, worse still the chrome had perished and had gone black.. And one had a melted reverse lens cap.

So I baked them, split them, repainted the insides white.. Removed the reverse light clear caps and made a bondo piece to fix the missing broken cover piece (the black edging plastic).

All this in exactly 3 hours from start to fitted on the car.. Damn, Im good !

And they dont look at all bad either !

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On thy motorrrr

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Look closer.. Closer !
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And the reason I cant wait to get the hell out of Crapola Jersey. It's as moist with humidity outside as the inside of a tickled vagina !

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^ was from being out there @ 7am. !!!
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Post by fuzzysnuggleduck »

I'm used to the term Altezza referring the car, not styling components.

I was expecting something about you racing a white Altezza. Hmm.
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Post by Bfowler »

Altezza's are what us americans call those obnoxious clear or colored aftermarket taillights (becasue Altezza's came with similer ones stock)
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Post by fuzzysnuggleduck »

Yeah, I figured as much after seeing this thread and looking up online.

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Post by brenzbmr@sb »

yeah

i would have blacked them instead but it still matches the car.
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I still hate them. Go black and pay the tickets ;)
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Post by nico boom »

I like it.....actually I like it a lot.
One hell of a angry-looking backside....
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