NWS/NMS I caught my dad with my GF!

reallyxxxxxxloud · Post by **reallyxxxxxxloud** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:57 pm

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him like I was George Forman?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

stipud edit: Do not click this link. You have been warned
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2687 ... 769889.jpg

Thumper88 · Post by **Thumper88** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:12 pm

Post by **Rold Gold** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:15 pm

I aint gonna put my meat in that thing...............

Thumper88 · Post by **Thumper88** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:29 pm

FuzzyHoNutz wrote:

I aint gonna put my meat in that thing...............

Indeed, I also have a GF. She is white as well. I hardly ever use her as the meat always comes out dry.

knightrider358 · Post by **knightrider358** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:22 pm

LMFAO

, OMG dude u are so wrong in so many ways

thats jus nasty and wrong Im gonna figure out a way and get u, but that was a good props to u on that one.

Thumper88 · Post by **Thumper88** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:40 pm

omg...you changed the pic....

very disturbing...i think i'll go gouge my eyes out now.

*used to be a pic of a george foreman grill*

oldskoolmseriesfan · Post by **oldskoolmseriesfan** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:59 pm

SERIOUS CASE OF MELANOMA!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Rold Gold** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:13 pm

WTF is wrong with you dood.........................

I almost shat myself..............................

Post by **Bfowler** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:21 am

fuck! thats so wrong....i clicked expecting the george forman pic...

you got us all dude....congrats

reallyxxxxxxloud · Post by **reallyxxxxxxloud** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:39 am

This was someones joke I stole but added my own twist... Some times the pic will be the grill and sometimes Granma Flower.

Hope you all enjoy...

Yes I know you all look at me thinking I'm different, but I look at you all back thinking your all the same...

denim · Post by **denim** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:12 am

Man, I should not have clicked!!

Post by **Francious70** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:22 am

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:53 am

Now I'll need A HANDFULL OF SLEEPING PILLS tonight instead of one....

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:00 pm

What has been seen can not be unseen.

Where's the vomiting smiley?

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:55 pm

gkitching wrote:What has been seen can not be unseen.

Where's the vomiting smiley?

Exactly.......

reallyxxxxxxloud · Post by **reallyxxxxxxloud** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:28 am

Francious70 wrote:

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.

I'm not telling you. Your only asking so you can poach her

...

stipud edit: Do not click this link. You have been warned
In all fairness mate I should of done that, to be fair to the young, frail and weak on this Phorum. But I'm glad you did. You had grounds to remove it but you didn't (good sport) It shows theres a great team of guys here

either that or we are all sick in the head!!!

Post by **Francious70** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:27 am

reallyxxxxxxloud wrote:
Francious70 wrote:

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.
I'm not telling you. Your only asking so you can poach her ...

What?? I can't even believe you would suggest such a thing! I want her for...

aww hell, yea, she's hot. I want her.

Post by **VW337** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:38 pm

Wow she like the next best thing to necrophilia..........