New Implants

Post by **mhyde71** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:20 am

MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP
is intended to be implanted in
terrorists.

The implant is specifically
designed to be injected
in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will
allow the one implanted, to speak
to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size (see pic) of the implant will
be selected by a well-trained and
highly skilled technician, who will
also make the injection. No
anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be
painless. Side effects, like
headaches and nausea, aches,
and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may
occur at the injection site. In
most cases, you won't even
notice it.

Please enjoy the security we
provide for you.

Best regards,

Post by **Eric D** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:22 am

That is great!

Post by **kg1961** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:26 am

love it!!

Post by **Rold Gold** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:03 am

..nice.

My uncle sent that pic with another blurp acouple years ago.

Post by **Bfowler** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm

that

is

awesome

Post by **Francious70** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:29 pm

Here I thought you were gonna show off your new titties!!

denim · Post by **denim** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:37 am

kg1961 wrote:love it!!

I prefer the implants in your avatar, yay for Bobbie.

Post by **mhyde71** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:10 am

^^^ yeah and her kitten looks fricken wonderful too!

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