I need a place to put this, so I figured I would share with you guys. My mother is one funny woman and always seems to have something profound to say every time I see her. Some would say that she is a little off of her rocker, I say that she is just my mom. I have been telling my G/F for a long time now that I'm going to write a book and it's going to be called my mother's saying of the day. So, I thought I would share with you guys and maybe share in my laughter. I don't see her every day, but when I do I'll post up the "jem" of the day. Here are a few of my all time favorites to get you guys started:
"Birds are great, until they shit on your car."
Said to a 6 yr old that is bothering her in a restaraunt: "Go tell your mother she's calling you!"
Said to me and my brother (neither of which are jewish): "There are no bar mitzvah's in this house!!"
"I HEARD THAT!! What did you say?"
Her:"Where are my damn glasses??" Me:"Which pair? Your wearing 2!"
My all time favorite so far is this said to a female passenger in a car being driven by a male: "HEY, YOUR FUCKING AN IDIOT!!!!!"
I hope this brings as much joy to you guys as it does me. I'll let you know when there are more!
