memorial day: its not just for furniture sales anymore!

[stipud]

That whole discussion sounds more herbally induced than alcohol, however I saw no cheetos as evidence...............

Little from column A... little from column B. You'll notice the pan out at the end on the vaporizer and now empty bowl of popcorn, which evaporated before I took the video.

Andy (guy at the start of the movie who called Ryan "Mike") was well beyond drunk. Just after we walked back in the door after driving his friend home, he was asking where he went. He also had zero recollection of the half an hour car ride that he came along for.

[Bfowler]

final damage....300 beers. (this - is - spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

in addition to the 1/5s killed in front of the stack we did serious to damage to 1/5 of silver rum, Malibu rum. the 1/2 gallon errin took a picture of and some friends brought by some drinks already mixes.

(and yes, those are 2 root beer containers in the front, but the bottles in them are beer bottles. we just ran out of containers)

[Bfowler]

so it gets better. so i blanked out from about 4pm to about 10pm. as the last few days have passed and i have talked to friends, i have learned of some of the events that transpired in those 6 hours. i had/have lots of apologizing to do.


1 - talked my neighbor into coming over and playing beer pong with us. i kind of knew that, but what i didn't know was that he gave me a tour of his house which he is remodeling. i also stole a beer from his fridge in the garage without asking. (he didn't mind really, but was just surprised)

2 - i took off my younger brothers shirt and lobbed it over the fence. (the wood one you can see i the pictures.

3 - i then tried to throw my friend jenna over the fence after it

4 - i was de-pantsed by my brother in retaliation while i had my arms around two girls, who then decided that it was a little awkward for them to have their arms around me while i had no pants on in the back yard

5 - i tackled my friend sara who was sitting in a lawn chair off of my deck.

6 - i started a verbal altercation with jenna when she lit up a cigarette by exclaiming "gross, I'm not going to fucking make out with you now!" (which sucks because shes pretty cool...and that more then likely ruined any chance of that ever happening now

7 - i DID make out (and possibly more....details are still coming forward....but there is a good 1.5 hours where both of us were unaccounted for) with sara (which sucks because i don't really care about her, and that more then likely pushed me even further from any chance with jenna (or other more girlfriend materl-esque women))



and I'm sure more will come forward.

I still maintain the was the best weekend of my life. ever.

[VW337]

4 - i was de-pantsed by my brother in retaliation while i had my arms around two girls, who then decided that it was a little awkward for them to have their arms around me while i had no pants on in the back yard

After said pantsing Brian had a blank look on his face while the two ladies backed away, he stood there for a moment, then decided he would have another drink first, after said drink he vacantly said to the ladies, "glad I wore the black ones instead of going commando", then he pulled his pants up had another drink, then proceeded to chase his brother around some more.

[Bfowler]

4 - i was de-pantsed by my brother in retaliation while i had my arms around two girls, who then decided that it was a little awkward for them to have their arms around me while i had no pants on in the back yard

After said pantsing Brian had a blank look on his face while the two ladies backed away, he stood there for a moment, then decided he would have another drink first, after said drink he vacantly said to the ladies, "glad I wore the black ones instead of going commando", then he pulled his pants up had another drink, then proceeded to chase his brother around some more.

priceless.....i love alcohol. im quite a ballsey drunk. i really wish that there was a video of this. i would buy it