Me: I will take a venti iced coffee with 2 shots of espresso.
Cashier: I'm sorry sir, but we are all out of iced coffee.
Me: Well, do you have ice and coffee?
Cashier: Yes we do.
Me: Well then you have iced coffee, just mix the two.
Cashier: Oh, we can't do that, its not the same.
Me: , Well just give me a cup of ice and a venti coffee with 2 shots of espresso and I will make it myself.
Cashier: That will be 2.65
/story

you need that smiley that smashes his head against the wall so i can properly express my anger