Women drivers!!!

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:54 pm

Specifically MY woman! Damned if she didn't tear up another rim and tire

So she calls me at work to bitch that she got a flat. I asked how. She said 'I curbed it at the post office'. OK .. so you didn't get a flat you shredded the rim and tire again didn't ya. 'Well .. ya' she says 'but the problem is I have someone here to help me change it but I have no spare.' Nooooo shittt! You tore that up the last time you shedded the rim before I could get the new one on it!!!@#%$@9@#$^@#*@*#$@^%#&%@!!!

Post by **Rold Gold** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:03 pm

Thats when she gets a set of steelies with hubcaps.......

My wife curbed a wheel one time and she called me in tears to tell me. I get home thinking the worst and there's a scuff about an inch long and 1/16" wide.

She thought I was gonna flipout on her too. But that was when 17's were first commin out and they cost me $1200 with tires.

Post by **Bfowler** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:04 pm

no girls drive my car. ever. for any reason. period

Post by **Rold Gold** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 pm

Mainly cus the girls you kick-it with drink heavily while in yer company..... And once you get hitched up, you'll have to hide that key in yer ass to keep her from driving it.....or get her a car she likes more than yers...

Post by **stipud** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:22 pm

Wendy drives just as good as I do. To be honest she's the first female driver I've ever driven with who doesn't make me shit my pants. Yep, I am lucky

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:38 pm

I changed from alloy to steel hubs with caps....does that say enough?

For the rest she drives O.K , but how did she manage to brake off the lid for the gascap, while parking backwards to the pump???

You must admit; that takes some skills as well!!

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:17 pm

stipud wrote:Wendy drives just as good as I do. To be honest she's the first female driver I've ever driven with who doesn't make me shit my pants. Yep, I am lucky

I was gonna make some joke about how Wendy drives well because she's a boy in a girls body, but then I didn't.

And now I did.

Post by **Bfowler** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:24 pm

^ i suspected that actually. but i also suspected tom is a women in a mans body, so they still work together.

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:27 pm

So logiccally; Tom will eat these insults, beeing the woman in a man's body,.....but Wendy will kick both your asses!!!!!

Post by **stipud** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:36 pm

Yeah, it's pretty much true I guess.

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:37 pm

nico boom wrote:So logiccally; Tom will eat these insults, beeing the woman in a man's body,.....but Wendy will kick both your asses!!!!!

Tendy (Tom and wENDY) do come to vancouver pretty often... should I be scared?!?

Post by **Bfowler** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:38 pm

yeah...she probably could ninja me.

Post by **Francious70** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:14 pm

My little lady can't drive for shit. But there really ain't shit I can do. I drink, heavily, and she drives my drunk ass places.

Post by **smgreen20** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:03 pm

Bfowler wrote:no girls drive my car. ever. for any reason. period

Your balls are cut one ones hangging out and you can't drive while holding your balls and her car doesn't run and you NEED to get to the hospital...... then would you let her drive your car?

Come on Brian...

Lucky me... My wifes terrified of driving my vehicles. She feels that my truck is to big for her and she doesn't feel comfortable driving a fullsize truck.

My daughter lives on a county road and one day my wife went to pick her up as she left going down that long driveway she turned to soon and into the ditch she went at the end of their driveway, Now THAT takes skillz. Turning not just inches to soon, but 6 feet to soon. Sport suspension on her Pontiac Grand Am GT had the ass end in the air.

Post by **Bfowler** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:20 am

smgreen20 wrote:
Bfowler wrote:no girls drive my car. ever. for any reason. period
Your balls are cut one ones hangging out and you can't drive while holding your balls and her car doesn't run and you NEED to get to the hospital...... then would you let her drive your car?

Come on Brian...

Lucky me... My wifes terrified of driving my vehicles. She feels that my truck is to big for her and she doesn't feel comfortable driving a fullsize truck.
My daughter lives on a county road and one day my wife went to pick her up as she left going down that long driveway she turned to soon and into the ditch she went at the end of their driveway, Now THAT takes skillz. Turning not just inches to soon, but 6 feet to soon. Sport suspension on her Pontiac Grand Am GT had the ass end in the air.

she can hold my balls. then i can drive

the other flaws in your plan include blood on my interior....not really my thing. there would HAVE to be a plan B i would find something

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:26 am

Bfowler wrote:the other flaws in your plan include blood on my interior....not really my thing. there would HAVE to be a plan B i would find something

You can just bleed in the PT Cruiser

tetraag · Post by **tetraag** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:53 am

if your balls are cut open... call an ambulance

bretti_kivi · Post by **bretti_kivi** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:07 am

.. mine managed to scrape four of five spokes when we first came down, before we moved here. Since then, so far, it's been no problems. Gave me a good excuse to polish the wheels, too

She has, however, managed to scratch two of her own alloys, one of which is pretty heavy - and that's on 205/55R16s, not my 215/40R17s. How the...? I don't know, it was on the old tires - and it's her car

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:19 am

Ya she won't drive my car either. She knows that episode(or any other) in my car would cost alot more. She's too cheep to risk that. So she's been driving(destoying) the same car for 6yrs and I refuse to get her anything new knowing it will suffer the same fate.

Luckily, she only managed to tear the valve stem off so it didn't prove too costly. And the hubcap has many a scars already. Needless to say she has a problem judging the distance from her front end and what ever is in front of her. (reminds me of a joke)

Did I ever tell ya about the time she backed into my car .. in the driveway .. with the Jeep Grand Cheerokee .. TWICE! I've since widened my driveway and don't park behind her anymore

Post by **Wakeup** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:50 am

My wife tore off the passenger side mirror....and didnt scrape the door...that was amazing haha.

denim · Post by **denim** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:06 am

My wife ripped part of the bumper off our 528i. I should have expected as much because both bumpers are knocked loose on her old civic that I drive into the city everyday.

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:20 am

My wife hasn't done shit to my truck because she's barely driven it as she only has a "learner's" license. I've certainly smashed and scratched my truck more than she has.

However, her manual skills at low speed do need some work and I would be hesitant to just let her drive it around alone. I have no problem with Wendy or Tom driving my truck though

Speaking of other people driving our cars, how many people her actually let someone else drive their vehicle? How many will NEVER let someone else drive?

bretti_kivi · Post by **bretti_kivi** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:39 am

.... I spoke too soon. There are now three marks on the near-side rear wheel. Since I washed the car yesterday, I know they weren't there when I got home last night.. and there are no curbs at work.

<sigh>

I normally drive, we both drive each other's cars, I drive other people's, too, when I have to. Used to rent all the time for work, so another car....

Bret

Zarnov · Post by **Zarnov** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:41 am

There isn't a vehicle I owned that my ex-wife didn't fuck up somehow... scratches, dents, knocked-off bumpers, blown tires (and the fender damage that comes from that), torn under-skirting and smashed ground effects. And she usually just found humour in the damage done and my reaction to it!!

Sigh...but the GF is super-cautious with my Lex, and so far, so good.

Post by **mr tibbs** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:51 am

My wife's not too bad, she just needs to pay more attention. She's had a few wrecks that could have been avoided if she was just paying more attention. When we go out together I always drive, mainly because I'm a horrible back seat driver.

As far as letting others drive my vehicles I'm usually OK with it if it's my car but I'm a little protective of the FJ. With that being said almost everyone lets me drive their car. I think my personal high is 12 vehicles in one day, that included work trucks and others personal vehicles. When me and the old man go out on an inspection he usually has me drive his truck. It's just something about driving that I like, hell ask Keith! I drove his truck from Cali to Utah for him to come get!