Phoenix Gold Phorum

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him like I was George Forman?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.














































stipud edit: Do not click this link. You have been warned
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2687 ... 769889.jpg

I aint gonna put my meat in that thing...............

FuzzyHoNutz wrote:

I aint gonna put my meat in that thing...............

Indeed, I also have a GF. She is white as well. I hardly ever use her as the meat always comes out dry.

LMFAO , OMG dude u are so wrong in so many ways thats jus nasty and wrong Im gonna figure out a way and get u, but that was a good props to u on that one.

omg...you changed the pic....

very disturbing...i think i'll go gouge my eyes out now.

*used to be a pic of a george foreman grill*

SERIOUS CASE OF MELANOMA!!!!!!!!!

WTF is wrong with you dood.........................
I almost shat myself..............................

fuck! thats so wrong....i clicked expecting the george forman pic...

you got us all dude....congrats

This was someones joke I stole but added my own twist... Some times the pic will be the grill and sometimes Granma Flower.

Hope you all enjoy...

Yes I know you all look at me thinking I'm different, but I look at you all back thinking your all the same...

Man, I should not have clicked!!

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.

Now I'll need A HANDFULL OF SLEEPING PILLS tonight instead of one....

What has been seen can not be unseen.

Where's the vomiting smiley?

gkitching wrote:What has been seen can not be unseen.

Where's the vomiting smiley?

Exactly.......

Francious70 wrote:

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.

I'm not telling you. Your only asking so you can poach her ...





stipud edit: Do not click this link. You have been warned
In all fairness mate I should of done that, to be fair to the young, frail and weak on this Phorum. But I'm glad you did. You had grounds to remove it but you didn't (good sport) It shows theres a great team of guys here either that or we are all sick in the head!!!

reallyxxxxxxloud wrote:

Francious70 wrote:

Very nice! What curb did you kick her to? I know she couldn't have gotten far.

I'm not telling you. Your only asking so you can poach her ...

What?? I can't even believe you would suggest such a thing! I want her for...


aww hell, yea, she's hot. I want her.

Wow she like the next best thing to necrophilia..........