Phoenix Gold Phorum

1. Make a wish (example: I wish my cock was 9 inches long)
2. Next person grants and corrupts your wish (granted, but its as big around as a bic pen)
3. That person makes their own wish
4. Rinse, repeat.

I'll start

I wish i could fuck all 3 kardashian sisters

what is Kardashion??? isn't that next to Turkmenistan?

mhyde71 wrote:what is Kardashion??? isn't that next to Turkmenistan?

i see- i see- nice... so if i grant you this wish-
i need to ask for wish too now?
im afraid i might be so good at this until i see some more examples

mhyde71 wrote:i see- i see- nice... so if i grant you this wish-
i need to ask for wish too now?
im afraid i might be so good at this until i see some more examples

lol, no! you grant my wish, but put a silly/mean stipulation on it.

then you wish for something and someone eles puts a stipulation on it

OK Brian,
I grant your wish but you start with the best (kim) and just before you finish Reggie Bush catches you two going at it.

I wish I won a 100 million at Powerball.

hahahaha

i grant you that wish james. however after you win, all your ex's AND the LPGA come forward with valid paternity lawsuits against you.

I wish i was the rightful owner of the mph6300

I grant that B but just before you get to hear it you go def from chronic masterbation.......


I wash for a CC with no spending limit and no bill.

I grant your wish Roldy but on you way to the F&F sale you stop to gas up and get mugged and your wallet gets stolen before you even get to use it.

I wish I owned the Oakland Raiders so I could get some real damn coaches and bring the team back to their glory years of winning.

I grant you the wish of playing "techmo bowl" for NES. however bo jackson blows his hip out and no amount of coaching can save you from a savage defeat by the bangles



I wish for a delicious subway sandwich

but then you choke on it

I grant your wish , but you end up with food poisioning and puke it all back up , tasting that goodness for the 2nd time around.

I wish for Tristans old amp collection

I grant you that wish shaheen. however after taking ownership of all the glorious amps. the south African government takes a new radical position to stop diamond smuggling. they seize all your amps and melt them down to build m16's which are used to shoot small children that had been kidnapped and forced into child-army's by RUF rebels

I wish i were a lil bit taller, a baller, and had a girl who looked good (i would call her)

I grant you that B...................
But the ex gets hammered and kicks her ass, chops off yer legs and breaks yer shooting wrist so ya can't even play wheelchair b-ball..

I wish for a magic keg of RUBY ALE that never empties...........

POOF. you now have a bottomless keg of ruby beer. drink fast. you forgot to wish for a kegorator and/or ice and it spoils after 2 days


I wish for world peace

Bfowler wrote:POOF. you now have a bottomless keg of ruby beer. drink fast. you forgot to wish for a kegorator and/or ice and it spoils after 2 days


I wish for world peace

I grant you world peace but France rules the world.

I wish for Brian to speak french.

ZUT! cela était astucieux de vous!


Unfortunately with my new found command of the french language and France ruling the world and all...i rise to ultimate dictator of France. and with the united nations approval we enslave Canada. Tom Vogel becomes my personal testicle washer.



I wish for Mr tibbs to be clean shaven

B wish granted, however his missing hair has landed in your beerpong cup in a championship game, still sober you must drink or loose.

I wish for dutch bros coffee for all.

WTF, can nobody top drinking hair and a non-selfish wish?

VW337 wrote:
I wish for dutch bros coffee for all.

Wish granted but everybody gets strung out on kickers and you find out that yer alergic to the sweet iced kicker lifeblood thats good till the last swirl of the oversized straw...........


I wish they'd legalize it.....................

I grant you the wish of legalization, however when they legalize the herb it ends up then legalizing crack cocaine as well and we end up being a 3rd world country.

I wish that I could have a 6 pack and get as many chicks as possible when I go to panama city for spring break.

wish granted but they all have dicks and gang bang ya

I wish everyone from the phorum gets there wish at the sale tomorrow