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New Implants

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:20 am
by mhyde71
MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP
is intended to be implanted in
terrorists.

The implant is specifically
designed to be injected
in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will
allow the one implanted, to speak
to God.

It comes in various sizes:


The exact size (see pic) of the implant will
be selected by a well-trained and
highly skilled technician, who will
also make the injection. No
anesthetic is required.


The implant may or may not be
painless. Side effects, like
headaches and nausea, aches,
and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may
occur at the injection site. In
most cases, you won't even
notice it.

Please enjoy the security we
provide for you.

Best regards,

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:22 am
by Eric D
That is great!

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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:26 am
by kg1961
love it!! :clap:

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:03 am
by Rold Gold
..nice.

My uncle sent that pic with another blurp acouple years ago.

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm
by Bfowler
that

is

awesome

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:29 pm
by Francious70
Here I thought you were gonna show off your new titties!! :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:37 am
by denim
kg1961 wrote:love it!! :clap:
I prefer the implants in your avatar, yay for Bobbie. :)

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:10 am
by mhyde71
^^^ yeah and her kitten looks fricken wonderful too!