Phoenix Gold Phorum

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.'

'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy.

'What is it?'

'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear:

"Boy, these feel just like your sister's."

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

The wife loved it....I'm sure she'll tell it at work today which is cool......

almost as funny as a dirty sanchez, that idea still just cracks me up.....

how about a hot carl or rusty trombone

How about space docking or monkey buggery....................

Good one Matt!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Spacedocking!!!!!!

Snowplow! One eyed fish hook, the donkey.