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good laughs!

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:00 pm
by mhyde71
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained
that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers ... and then there are educators.

sucks getting old

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:10 pm
by mhyde71
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

I'm not welcome at KFC anymore.

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:06 pm
by teamradrz1
lol good one!

CRACK IN MY WINSHIELD

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:03 pm
by mhyde71
I'm driving along on the highway

At 65 miles an hour (the speed limit),
minding my own business,

When outta nowhere there's

This big crack in my windshield!


I swerved right, And then left,

But it was still right there! ...

SENIOR ATTIRE

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:06 pm
by mhyde71
:lol: :lol: :lol:

HOME DEPOT

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:08 pm
by mhyde71
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

HOW TO KNOW WHEN A WOMAN IS PISSED

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:13 pm
by mhyde71
:lol: :lol: :evil: :twisted: :roll: