My mom's saying of the day
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:31 am
I need a place to put this, so I figured I would share with you guys. My mother is one funny woman and always seems to have something profound to say every time I see her. Some would say that she is a little off of her rocker, I say that she is just my mom. I have been telling my G/F for a long time now that I'm going to write a book and it's going to be called my mother's saying of the day. So, I thought I would share with you guys and maybe share in my laughter. I don't see her every day, but when I do I'll post up the "jem" of the day. Here are a few of my all time favorites to get you guys started:
"Birds are great, until they shit on your car."
Said to a 6 yr old that is bothering her in a restaraunt: "Go tell your mother she's calling you!"
Said to me and my brother (neither of which are jewish): "There are no bar mitzvah's in this house!!"
"I HEARD THAT!! What did you say?"
Her:"Where are my damn glasses??" Me:"Which pair? Your wearing 2!"
My all time favorite so far is this said to a female passenger in a car being driven by a male: "HEY, YOUR FUCKING AN IDIOT!!!!!"
I hope this brings as much joy to you guys as it does me. I'll let you know when there are more!
"Birds are great, until they shit on your car."
Said to a 6 yr old that is bothering her in a restaraunt: "Go tell your mother she's calling you!"
Said to me and my brother (neither of which are jewish): "There are no bar mitzvah's in this house!!"
"I HEARD THAT!! What did you say?"
Her:"Where are my damn glasses??" Me:"Which pair? Your wearing 2!"
My all time favorite so far is this said to a female passenger in a car being driven by a male: "HEY, YOUR FUCKING AN IDIOT!!!!!"
I hope this brings as much joy to you guys as it does me. I'll let you know when there are more!
