Phoenix Gold Phorum

Dump the male flight attendants.

No one wanted them in the first place. Replace

all the female flight attendants with good-looking

strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve

food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol

sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the

cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this

country would start flying again, hoping to see

naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants

wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more

money. I suspect tips would be so good that we

could charge the women for working the plane and

have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap

dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for

fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come

to a screeching halt, and the airline industry

would see record revenues. This is definitely a

win-win situation if we handle it right -- a

golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

brenzbmr@sb wrote: Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for

fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come

to a screeching halt,.....

ROFLAO

perfect.

we need to implement this post haste!

Great Idea then nobody would fly into PDX any longer.........our best would hephalump down the aisle naked and it would only take one time and word would get out..............

the stewardess' would have to be from portland!

they would all be from Texas or georgia/Carolina.