you might of noticed the lack of peeing in butt jokes over the past week. i just spent a week in Alaska on a family trip, it was a blast, my dad has a cabin on the kenai river, so i killed lots of fish.
final death toll:
1 30" rainbow trout
14 sockeye salmon
1 35lb king salmon
between my brother and me we brought home 70lbs in salmon fillets.
i will return to harassing and offending immediately,
hey ya'll
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Re: hey ya'll
You lucky bastard.. You lucky, lucky bastard (taken from the prison cell scene in Life of Brian).Bfowler wrote:
1 30" rainbow trout
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Rainbow trout are most definitely the nicest fish to eat on the planet. God I HATE YOU.

Last time I had good rainbow was on the QE2 on the way over here. I remember my wife got really mad @ me because we were supposed to either eat in the lowly restraunt or the buffet (because of the price of our tickets) Anyways, above us is the Prince Suite, the Queen Suite and the King Suite (The King Suite is a tiny restraunt for the 4 people who pay $40k+ to be @ the top of the ship for 6 days).
Anyway, the captain finds out we just got engaged and invites the wife and I to the Queen's Suite for dinner and free bottle of champers (courdon rouge bitches) so we duly oblige.
Well firstly old Pandy gets the first part of the 4 part meal (was a 4 courser) and it's rainbow trout ! so they give me a piece about 2" square. I eat it and ask for more.. "Oi, can I have some more of that? who are you feeding here sparrows?" Kick in the shin #1 from wife.
We then head to the bar for our free bottle of champers and I sit there telling all the stuck up cunts that we only paid $700 for last minute tickets and "man this free champagne tastes great !" LMAO.
My wife didnt speak to me for the rest of the night

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Some dumb cunt.
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