Phoenix Gold Phorum

saw this on another forum.

its Friday January 4th. what did you learn this week?

-this week i learned that kittens are most active at about 5 in the morning
-i learned that Washington state does indeed intend to prosecute me for allegedly speeding
-that its Errin's birthday today
-that hifonics amps are better then zapco because they have more Wattz...

Nothing. Absolutely nothing, which is quite strange.

I learned that HP support sucks.

I learned that Suntrust Mortgage Customer service is BAR-NONE the worst service I have ever experienced.

I learned that Russian New years is a very hungry experience since you wait till 11pm to eat.

I learned that I lost the key to unlock my computer case in my move....so had to pick the lock.

today i also learned that if nessicary i can break into errins computer case...

Happy Birthday Errin !!!!!

I learned that trying to migrate two handfuls of critical network services from a mangled, twisted configuration to a standardized, clear and concise configuration is freakin' hard, especially when you have to contend with simple but frustrating things like finding enough switch ports in the server room for both infrastructures so that you have an easy back out plan if the migration doesn't go according to plan.

Holy hell this is a lot of work to do right.

sounds like you need a structured solution...http://www.structured.com

I learned:

~How to play around in Quickbooks a little bit.
~A Optima Red Top size 75/35 fits into a 2002 Saturn SC2 no matter what Optima's website says!
~That most of the people on Flip This House on A&E are crooks. Most of them are in big trouble right now because of shotty work and shady book keeping.
~If your going to spam up your new gambling site on an NSX forum make sure you don't use your real name and make double sure your not a child molester!!

mr tibbs wrote:I learned:
~If your going to spam up your new gambling site on an NSX forum make sure you don't use your real name and make double sure your not a child molester!!

ROFL...someone named nick learned that too!

What I have learned today.


1. I still hate my job ( SEE # 17)
2. that my son is gods retribution on my dammed soul
3. that my mastiff is getting cranky in his old age
4. that most mechanics @ my job are stupid beyond belief
5. that the court system takes way to fucking long when suing someone’s ass off
6. that Delta / Comair was a idea conceived by Satan himself
7. that there is in fact a devil ( see above)
8. that having bronchitis suck ball and ass
9. the coffee at work tastes like shit
10. that apparently I have an invisible sign that’s hanging over my head stating “if you have mental issues come talk to me I care”
11. That the invisible sign LIES! Because I don’t care about your stupid problems at all.
12. that I have bad gas and it stinks ( see # 9 the coffee)
13. That I need to get on a diet
14. That a 98 GMC is NOT a high performance machine e.g. it boring to drive.
15. That women in general are ….well rather stupid.
16. that my give a fuck meter just died
17. that my job is a dead end (see # 1 )
18. that some of you on here are way to into I.T. nerd talk in your postings.
19. That a pork roast injected with apple juice & combined with seasonings and dilled red potatoes cooked @ 370 for 1.5 hours tastes fucking good.
20. this just in the office coffee is brewing up a good pre lunch shit right now.
21. that people from Kenya should not become aircraft technicians.
22. that its still fucking cold and that sucks.
23. that only select few on gods green earth are worthy to breath it precious air.
24. that I am out of coffee in my cup.
25. that according to my condensed list it appears I HAVE LEARNED THE MOST TODAY!

damn yo...you learned a lot!

learning is fun eh Jim ?

Bfowler wrote:damn yo...you learned a lot!

And that was just that day... but i will limit it to one thing today.


1. I learned that my son is like me in so many ways. Almost a carbon copy. Its cool to watch him developed knowledge.