Phoenix Gold Phorum

I learned that if I leave work on time it's still light out.


I learned that in Portland it can be snowing when you wake up, and warm enough in the afternoon to not need a coat as long as you are not in one of the freak snow/hail/rain storms that last 30 minutes between perfectly blue sky.


I learned that a determined woman will drive you mad.


I learned that you are no supposed to inhale spicy foods.


I learned that no matter how busy you are you still find time to get a screaming headache that robs sight sound and smell from the right side of your head.

I learned that I will do ANYTHING TO GRADUATE. ANYTHING.

VW337 wrote: I learned that a determined woman will drive you mad.

took you this long to learn this lol

I learned that tiger's don't change their stripes, and that I'm a really good internet sleuth.

I've also learned, that the more you hate a project at work, the more you end up getting stuck on it.

bdubs767 wrote:

VW337 wrote: I learned that a determined woman will drive you mad.

took you this long to learn this lol

She wants a puppy. I hate small dogs, and she is afraid a Rotty is too big so I suggest an english bulldog, nope too ugly. Boxer possible but I am not very familier with them. We are going to look at Boxers pups tomorrow and Rotties, rottie pups are sooo cute they look like little bricks with legs.

I learned that this forum is chit and typing up a 1000 word essay on all the things you learned this week is easily lost.

VW337 wrote:

bdubs767 wrote:

VW337 wrote: I learned that a determined woman will drive you mad.

took you this long to learn this lol

She wants a puppy. I hate small dogs, and she is afraid a Rotty is too big so I suggest an english bulldog, nope too ugly. Boxer possible but I am not very familier with them. We are going to look at Boxers pups tomorrow and Rotties, rottie pups are sooo cute they look like little bricks with legs.

She has two puppies already, you want the one with the big pink nose

Or, give her an elephant ! simply pull both your pockets inside out and get your willy out of your flies.