Phoenix Gold Phorum

had to share with someone....

in our new office...the bathroom is divided into a "sink room/lounge" then there is an inner "toilet only" room

as i walked into the toilet room and over to the urinal, i noticed tennis shoes under the stall...the only person in the building that wears tennis shoes is the summer intern.

so me...being a bastard...think about how the lightswitch for the whole bathroom is right at the entrince of the "sink room"

so i shake, zip, leave the room, wash, and flip off the lights when i leave.

i was in tears laughing as i got back to my desk. errin thought i was crying as i sat down and said "what the fuck are you weeping about...did you go bitch on me"

i told him the tale and he almost cries laughing too.


its probably more funny if you see how dark and confusing the bathroom is to leave...and the fact that the intern is the super akward nerd Chinese kid.

im such a bastard...i plan on making a habit of this

Ahahaa I love it. At my old job, the janitor used to leave rolls of toilet paper up on this shelf near the sinks. It was a common rule that if someone we knew was in one of the stalls, they got a toilet paper grenade or two. Ahoooooooy!

Another fun one is to pop off the "S" and "A" letters on someone's keyboard and reverse them. Sit back, relax and watch frustration, confusion and hilarity ensue...

Back to staring down little kids are we............................

back to? i never stopped!

Hahahhaha! I do that too!

Will you never grow up mister Fowler

no chance what so ever.


to reaffirm your comment...

last night i rented and watched "pee wee's big adventure"
while watching this part:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYyD55el ... re=related[/youtube]

i thought to my self....fuck....i need to be more like pee wee. with cool toys and gadgets and breakfast making contraptions and bunny slippers

Brian, you're heading down a dangerous road of cocks and gobbles, turning you into a cockgobbler.

Nooch.

May I ask what inspired this movie rental.............?

haha....oh i think you have a pretty damn good idea if you have been listening to the DJP album

I work w/a guy named Terry. I call him Terry teradactal in the Pee Wee voice all the time.

Had a coworker screw with my keyboard....TOOK ALLL the friggin letters off and then put FUCK in the middle...Starting where the F is and ghj replaced with uck....

I WAS FRIGGIN LIVID and PISSED....

Cuz this guy NEVER Does ANYTHING....
I wanted to kill him hehe...and it usually takes a lot to piss me off! hehe....
That just did it to me cuz I was his supervisor. And he always wanted me to help him make his bonuses...cuz "i can't work as fast as you"....

Well Gee I wonder why!? Screwing with my keyboard....sits in the corner and hides from the customers and talks on his Cell for 2 or 3 hours.....grrr

Anyway...I'm done...and I'm out.

Edit:
Err ok I'm not out....
Long story short that was a few years ago. And what has happened after that, there was one October, maybe the 29'th....or 30th....something like that....a day or two before halloween.
Anyway he was supposed to work one morning. He shows up...and asks the Assistant (ASM) store manager if he could leave to go work on his costume for halloween and he'll come back later. Anyway ASM Says hey sorry man...we need you here...you are supposed to work and you are schedule to be here.
Anyway he gets pissed, said hey you're my friend you are supposed to help me...so let me go and fix my costume..., then changed his story and said hey my friend is comming over to take me out for my b-day, let me go so I can hang out with my friend, ASM says look sorry man...I can't. Then he called the ASM a Natzi Prick, and threw a tantrum.
(ASM) says Fine...LEAVE get out of my store NOW. And dont come back today. So as he left he bowled over a chair and screeched outta the parking lot....

Had to be there...it was hillarious....
Anyway I am pretty good friends with this guy, be he just thought the whole world should bend over or bow down or roll over for him all the time.
the.... I'm so mad...you get paid more than me it's not fair syndrome.... Or the I can't work as fast as you so it's not fair that your bonuses are better than mine....etc etc etc...

Sigh...took him a while for him to finally UNDERSTAND.

A few years back I was working third shift and this guy liked to screw around and have fun which was all cool w/us. Until it happened to him.

I took his tool box and linked about 40 zip ties together, 10 sets of 4 to get around the box, and zip tied his box. Then I took duct tape and wrapped the whole thing up but the handle. I then hung it by the handle on a hoist and took the hoist all the way up, about 18' in the air.

When he came back to start work on the next subframe (the whole axle unit on a semi trailer) running plumbing, he couldn't find his tools. But when he did, BOY was he PISSSSSSSSED!

"It's funny if it doesn't happen to you" was his thought of training.