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Brian is NOT an asshole

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:47 pm
by Bfowler
so i was just at safeway buying some rockstar, i am picking up my change and putting it away

dude behind me is buying a 6er of Heineken.

cashier lady: do you have your clubcard?
dude: i don't, is there even a discount on Heineken?
cashier: yes, I can just put in your phone number
dude: 541-bla-blah
cashier: oh, i guess there isn't a discount

Brian to dude: wow...that was the sneakiest way of getting your number i have ever seen!

dude to Brian: your right, that was sneaky!!
Cashier smiles
dude to cashier: so what time do you get off work tonight
cashier: 9

dude: want to get dinner afterwords?
cashier: giggles, ok

Brian: my work here is done

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:57 pm
by fuzzysnuggleduck
Hahahahahaha.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:25 pm
by stipud
Hook upzzzzzzz

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:55 pm
by fordtough1
Nice

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:29 pm
by gkitching
That's teamwork for ya. Hell, I'd have been doggin him to give me one of those beers after that!

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:39 am
by Rold Gold
You ARE still an asshole..................................

She probly has the herp and now he's infucked........and she drank half his beer.... :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:51 am
by Bfowler
haha....way to shit on my karma cereal fuzz....

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:27 am
by Rold Gold
It does however count as a plus for you..........

That means you won't be trying to tap that.... even though she's a beer whore and probly cute.....

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:34 am
by Bfowler
meh, in her day i guess, they were both 40+

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:36 am
by Rold Gold
You didn't state that fact.......
Karma is still good. She probly just drank 4 of his beers..... :thumbs:

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:45 am
by gkitching
Or he drank the whole 6 pack before picking her up and dude crashed driving drunk :shock: :lol: