Brian is NOT an asshole
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:47 pm
so i was just at safeway buying some rockstar, i am picking up my change and putting it away
dude behind me is buying a 6er of Heineken.
cashier lady: do you have your clubcard?
dude: i don't, is there even a discount on Heineken?
cashier: yes, I can just put in your phone number
dude: 541-bla-blah
cashier: oh, i guess there isn't a discount
Brian to dude: wow...that was the sneakiest way of getting your number i have ever seen!
dude to Brian: your right, that was sneaky!!
Cashier smiles
dude to cashier: so what time do you get off work tonight
cashier: 9
dude: want to get dinner afterwords?
cashier: giggles, ok
Brian: my work here is done
dude behind me is buying a 6er of Heineken.
cashier lady: do you have your clubcard?
dude: i don't, is there even a discount on Heineken?
cashier: yes, I can just put in your phone number
dude: 541-bla-blah
cashier: oh, i guess there isn't a discount
Brian to dude: wow...that was the sneakiest way of getting your number i have ever seen!
dude to Brian: your right, that was sneaky!!
Cashier smiles
dude to cashier: so what time do you get off work tonight
cashier: 9
dude: want to get dinner afterwords?
cashier: giggles, ok
Brian: my work here is done