Phoenix Gold Phorum

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:57 pm**

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:48 pm**

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thank you

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:16 pm**

LMAO !!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:33 am**

I think I saw that lady at Wal-mart yesterday!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:08 am**

MY KIND OF HUMOR!!!!
today, heard this one;
man and wife go to bed, besides the bed she discovers a HUGE pack of aspirines.
the wife turnes to her man asking; WHAT is that huge pack of aspirines for???
THAT; he says, is for your headache.
REDICILOUS!! she replies, I haven't got a headache!!
GOOD........he says...........

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 pm**

Haha, sure fire way to get a sex ban.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:39 pm**

rohypnol and ketamine can fix the sex ban

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:56 pm**

Ahh date rape. Is there anything it can't solve??

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:57 pm**

now that was good.

Phoenix Gold Phorum

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter