Phoenix Gold Phorum

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:13 pm**

It took three weeks but they finally found me. I came out of the bathroom after getting done with my afternoon business into the living room and the cats looked spooked. I was wondering what the hell was going on so I looked outside and there they were, the mormons! They were getting back into the car and leaving, I guess they figured there was nobody home, but I'm sure they will be back.

DAMN THEM, DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!! Is there nowhere I can go and be safe in this damn state!!

Actually I'm looking forward to talking to them. I have some new material to try out.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:14 pm**

next time they come...try saying YES (and only the word "YES") to what ever they say. tape record if possible!

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:44 pm**

Since my wife was mormon, they used to come by quite offten.....I'd invite them in and smoke bowls, drink beers and have a game on the whole time..... There was 1 pair that came by a few times to hang out.... Then, they just stopped comming by....Probly cus April told her dad to stop sending them....

probly cus I was corrupting them... She came home 1 time and I was sitting on the couch

and they were playing MADDEN.....

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:50 pm**

One time quite a while ago I was sleeping alone during the afternoon at my parent's place. The doorbell rang. I staggered out of bed, throwing on a dirty wife beater and some jogging pants.

I answer the door and two guys start talking to me about stuff. I'm far too dazed from slumber and what I believe was also a hangover to really get any of it. Somehow I ended up inviting them in and about 2 hours into the whole affair they hand me a book of mormon and I was like.... uuuuuuuuuhhhhh what?

IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO REALIZE THEY WERE MORMONS.

Fuck, I must have been high or something. Anyways, I asked them leave. And they did.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:53 pm**

hahahahaha you are a sharp one ryan

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:53 pm**

Oh Brian, you didn't send them fuckers after Casey too did you?

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:18 pm**

Casey, next time they come knocking:

Run (make it evident) to the nearest sink and splash your self with water, hands, arms, face, shirt....do it up well. Then go to the door panting, and open it shake their hands making sure to transfer some water, then very emphatically say "no, no, no, my wife will not be joining us" throw in a twitch or two and give a mild hysteric laugh. If and when they ask you any questions just look at them blankly or throw in Brian's "yes" to everything.

Guaranteed they will leave and not likely return.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:33 pm**

Ya know, I really don't mind if they show up and want to talk, but after I have told them more than once that I'm not interested and they just keep coming is when I get irritated. I give them a fair shot the first time, and after that all bets are off. Or when some random missionary approaches me at a GAS STATION!!

Seriously, I'm there to get some fuel, for my car, not to have a religious discussion/argument. That poor kid thought I was gonna kick his ass or something. He seriously started to shake and quiver so bad he couldn't talk. All I did was raise my voice a little and not agree with what he had to say. Poor kid......

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:23 am**

On the double Sgt. Tibbs, On the double!

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:05 am**

Speaking of which, where's your usual puppy avatar

I've been meaning to get it from Soundbuggy for you, but the forum has been down for awhile.

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:44 am**

stipud wrote:Speaking of which, where's your usual puppy avatar

I've been meaning to get it from Soundbuggy for you, but the forum has been down for awhile.

This one?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:49 am**

Not the exact one, but that'll do.

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:49 pm**

mr tibbs wrote:
stipud wrote:Speaking of which, where's your usual puppy avatar

I've been meaning to get it from Soundbuggy for you, but the forum has been down for awhile.
This one?

Nice find. The old one was a prototype next to Ferdinand. Yes thats right King Ferdinand, official mascot of SSA.

Side note, what is the fate of Soundbuggy?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:03 pm**

flames...........??????

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:22 pm**

Eric (Dr. Fosgate) got tired of running the server, so we opened this place. He was keeping it up so we could still link to our old threads, but it seems to be totally down now

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:44 am**

Has anyone looked into data transition? Meaning if it is possible to merge all the old SB data (ie. posts/topics/PM/etc) with the Phorum's current software?

I know there are scripts for Invision to VB and visa versa, and some for SMF. But was not sure if it was possible here.

Mr. Tibbs, I apologize for derailing your thread. If you like I will start a new one on this question.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:06 am**

It is possible, and I asked Eric if I could do it after we made this place, but he wasn't interested. Heck, I could have mirrored SB on our host quite easily.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:29 am**

That is a shame, maybe start a petition to coax him to go for it?

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:41 am**

It is a shame all of that knowledge is just gone like that.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:05 am**

is it not on archive.org? or google cache? which forum software was it?

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:22 pm**

phpBB.

To be honest I haven't seen Eric since his argument with Cecil, so I don't think it will be back any time soon.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:20 pm**

I thought he popped up a couple of times under a new name. Eric D or something like that.

Phoenix Gold Phorum

Damn, they finally found me.

Damn, they finally found me.