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The Geography of Women

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:35 pm
by OldSchoolFool
Since this is an international forum, I thought this was good to post for help with understanding international relations and women at the same time:

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:52 pm
by mhyde71
now that's having the world "come together like but-cheeks"

matt

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:03 pm
by Bfowler
i never want to go to britain, isreal, canada or tibet....

her south pole is melting...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:11 pm
by Rold Gold
I'm melting it with my tougne.......... :shock: :twisted: so I can insert a pole of my own. :wink:

Dat's some assssssssssssss rite there.... :siren:

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:32 pm
by andy600rr
^^^^^^

Why am I not suprised it was you to say this H?? :P

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:13 pm
by Wakeup
Heheh..ya leave it to Harold to say that! :)

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:38 pm
by Rold Gold
Like I was the only guy here to think it...... :roll:
If you wern't.........I'm calling for you to turn in yer "man card" and start watching tranny porn..... :shock:

Ass like that doesn't grow on trees ya know.... It's like an LE amp....sure there are a quite afew around but they're not main production.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:26 pm
by oldskoolmseriesfan
^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: