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Bollocky cockpoke ! - Ever seen white Altezzas?

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:33 am
by ydnap
You have now !

After my run in with 'la femme douche' the cop last night I wasnt in the mood to attract anymore attention.

So I got out the mashed Altezzas (they were in a RIGHT state..) and customised them..

They were cracked (one had a large piece missing where I broke them carelessly removing them) one had cracked the seal and was leaking like a piglet, worse still the chrome had perished and had gone black.. And one had a melted reverse lens cap.

So I baked them, split them, repainted the insides white.. Removed the reverse light clear caps and made a bondo piece to fix the missing broken cover piece (the black edging plastic).

All this in exactly 3 hours from start to fitted on the car.. Damn, Im good !

And they dont look at all bad either !

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On thy motorrrr

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Look closer.. Closer !
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And the reason I cant wait to get the hell out of Crapola Jersey. It's as moist with humidity outside as the inside of a tickled vagina !

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^ was from being out there @ 7am. !!!

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:00 am
by Mastiff
News flash Ohio isnt that much differnt

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:35 am
by fuzzysnuggleduck
I'm used to the term Altezza referring the car, not styling components.

I was expecting something about you racing a white Altezza. Hmm.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:54 am
by Bfowler
Altezza's are what us americans call those obnoxious clear or colored aftermarket taillights (becasue Altezza's came with similer ones stock)

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:52 am
by fuzzysnuggleduck
Yeah, I figured as much after seeing this thread and looking up online.

Meh.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:36 am
by brenzbmr@sb
yeah

i would have blacked them instead but it still matches the car.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:08 pm
by stipud
I still hate them. Go black and pay the tickets ;)

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:35 pm
by nico boom
I like it.....actually I like it a lot.
One hell of a angry-looking backside....
Replaced the taillight of my motorcycle with one with led's in it.
Also contains the blinkers; man, those ugly stock-blinkers will never return on my bike, and the leds are ever brighter!
nico