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Last weekend some asshole kids broke into our house while we were sleeping, stole some gear , took the keys and stole my car.

I went to bed about midnight, was very tired and went out like a light. I get a wake up call from the Police @ 1:30am. They found my Subie rolled over in a ditch, against a tree. From their words, its demolished. The little shitbags trashed it on purpose within 30 minutes of stealing it. They took it down an ATV trail area about 20 minutes drive from here. I am beyond words. What the f3ck is wrong with people ?

Heaven forbid I find out who it is, I may run them down by accident. It takes a special individual to break into a home that is obviously lived in, steal then trash the owners car. I doubt anyone will miss them.

Man, that sucks ass. Sorry about your loss. Is it worth saving?

Bad thing is it was probably some fuckin little rich pricks just out screwin around. Mommy and Daddy will bail them out of any trouble they get in if they do catch them.

Just remember, bury the bodies deeeeeep.

Dont bury the bodies....you bury the remains of the bodies after you chop them into little bits, burn them, sift the ashes and spread them around in multiple places.

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Sorry about your loss! THat truly sucks. I hope someone finds out who did this. For your sake....not for theirs....hehe

Audiophiliac wrote:Dont bury the bodies....you bury the remains of the bodies after you chop them into little bits, burn them, sift the ashes and spread them around in multiple places.

You want to be my first customer of my budget mobile crematorium? No questions asked....$99 cash and you get a brass or a silver urn. Add $3.99 for custom engraving on urn.

Sorry about your loss! THat truly sucks. I hope someone finds out who did this. For your sake....not for theirs....hehe

It appears to me you have put waaaayyy too much thought into this.

But I will remember that if I ever need your crematorium services.

man sorry to hear about your luck..............

you may think about gettin yourself one of these guys and nobody will try that again

Since they went for the car, is it a chance that it was someone(s) you know?

Twisted--beautiful dog!!

AVICJR wrote:Twisted--beautiful dog!!

thank you sir that is banks das hinterland

good dog just had alot of drive as he was from east german & czech border patrol dogs.

he now lives just outside of mobile al. as a personal protection dog.


i cant beleive they had the balls to breakin while you were sleepin to steal your keys

That's just.... *sigh*

Yes, SIGH is about it. I need official word from the insurance but I'll say its a write-off. There literally not a single body panel that is not dented in. The front end is smashed , both the roof and the floor boards are as wavy as a sandy beach. If they decided to fix it they'd literally have to build a new car around the seats.

...and I wouldn't burry the bodies. I'd put them nice and high on a crucifix on my front lawn with a sign telling other scum what happens to theives around here.

thats so fucked, i hope they catch them. if it was as totaled as you say, its hard to beleive there wasnt an injury

make your insurance find you an idetical car. you looked for a long ass time for that one IIRC

Aww man sorry about that.. That fucking sucks dick of the highest smelliness. I hope them and their scum family die in a horrid and unfortunate yatching accident.

It was not anybody I know. Typically people like me and even if they didn't there's not a single one who would break into my house.

There is a silver lining to all this. One of my buddies is a cop and I know several more through work as well. These knobs are inevitably going to get caught one day, it may not be this summer, or even this year. But I can guarantee when it happens, I will find out and see to it they get royally f3cked in one way or another.

feed them to the pigs...