Phoenix Gold Phorum

Get your wife to mow the lawn??!!!!!!:p





As always C&C welcome.

So this is the only thing you let her ride on after again wrecking your car?
[JK] GREAT view on those mountains BTW!
First pic [black/white] stands out, amazing what "no colour" does for a pic.

Wait, when did she wreck the car? I mean yes, she has wrecked the FJ once, but I don't remember posting about it.

she needs a bigger mower....that yard is HUGE...

mr tibbs wrote:Wait, when did she wreck the car? I mean yes, she has wrecked the FJ once, but I don't remember posting about it.

.....you didn't.....

nico boom wrote:

mr tibbs wrote:Wait, when did she wreck the car? I mean yes, she has wrecked the FJ once, but I don't remember posting about it.

.....you didn't.....

DAMNIT!!!

tonym wrote:she needs a bigger mower....that yard is HUGE...

Tell me about it! I didn't think that a half acre was that big until I started to mow it!!

Do what my friends do and get a couple sheep to graze in your yard. At the end of the year you get a freezer full of meat and a wool coat

Psh, real men PUSH mow their yard

Francious70 wrote:Psh, real men PUSH mow their yard

...then consider ME not a real man. [like to watch the sheep eating away while having a beer in the shade hehe...]

Francious70 wrote:Psh, real men PUSH mow their yard

Well then I am the realest man of them all!

Nevermind that my yard is practically only a square yard in size

I DON'T HAVE ONE INCH OF GRASS in my backyard. [so my wife has plenty of time to do other things for me while I drink beer....]

my wife loves to cut the grass... gets pissed when i do it before she can. Apparently its something about the smell of new cut grass and being in the sun.

of course every week I have to mow the grass too... but its much faster just cutting the parts she missed.

Takes 4 beer in 4th gear and 6 beer in 3rd gear. Once a week.

I figure one day to build a green in front of the house for a nice 140 yard par 3 over water .....

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HUGE YARD!!!!!!
Pull that tree in the middle and you could host pee-wee football games....

My wife cuts the grass too...... She says I do everything else so she has to do that to make her feel better about it......

HoseHead wrote:Takes 4 beer in 4th gear and 6 beer in 3rd gear. Once a week.

I figure one day to build a green in front of the house for a nice 140 yard par 3 over water .....

When is the coarse opening?
It will just be a one hole course so Start off with a beer then after hole 1 drink a beer then hole 2 and do it 16 more times just remember the up the par you might need a par 156 on hole 18 after drinking 18 beer

It can be the PG'n'Beer Open.

Wow i like your yard! I'm in appartment, so the yard is pretty small

If im golfing ..I hope you have lots of divot fill...

Pull the telephone pole....its already dead...