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Knock knock....

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Who's there?

9/11

911 who?


.....you said you'd never forget :cry:



:P

who's got good knock knock jokes....post em!
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my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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Knock knock.

What?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.




So who got the reference without looking at google?
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Without looking thats Ricky from the TPB
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You = win!
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I see I get a new avatar for the win. :lol:
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Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States of America. Act like one!
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Stupid Canadian guy who didn't read the first post. :wink:
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http://www.baratsandbereta.com/videos.html

see "completely uncalled for"
my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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never seen trailer park boys....apperently i need to!
my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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