OMFG
OMFG
So I was in the kitchen putting stuff away and while opening a bag of cereal to put in the container the bag let go and I hit a shelf on the wall... Cereal and everything on the shelf goes flying everywhere. I let loose with a loud " FUCK FUCK FUCK" thinking no one was around that would care. Except my 18 month old grandson...
He apparently knows how to say fuck very well now and thinks its hilarious when I try to stop him. He just stands there and yells fuck..
How in the hell am I going to explain this to my wife and his mother...
He apparently knows how to say fuck very well now and thinks its hilarious when I try to stop him. He just stands there and yells fuck..
How in the hell am I going to explain this to my wife and his mother...
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NICE! One of my brothers first words was "son of a bitch". My dad might have been able to get away with blaming the neighbor, the mailman or anyone else but him. Unfortunatly as soon as he said it they both recognized it as my dad is danish and has an accent, and mike nailed it perfectly...
what else can I say I am a grumpy asshole most of the time.
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you are gonna let us know how that conversation with mommy goes arn't ya? Are you going to tell her or just let him let the cat out of the bag later when they are alone?
what else can I say I am a grumpy asshole most of the time.
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ttocs wrote:you are gonna let us know how that conversation with mommy goes arn't ya? Are you going to tell her or just let him let the cat out of the bag later when they are alone?
Lol. Im gonna act shocked and ask her what the hell shes teaching the kid
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Little did he know 20 mins after leaving in the car:
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HI MOMMAAAAAY!!!!"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HI MOMMAAAAAY!!!!"
what else can I say I am a grumpy asshole most of the time.
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Too funny...You've got to be careful around the little ones, they tend to pic up on everything (or at least the bad stuff )
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You can't make fuss when they say it.
If you fuss, they read it as attention and will do it again.
Don't laugh or make a face either! You have to turn away and laugh snot through your nose.
Grand kids? Old fucker.
HH
If you fuss, they read it as attention and will do it again.
Don't laugh or make a face either! You have to turn away and laugh snot through your nose.
Grand kids? Old fucker.
HH
The only stupid question is the one not asked .......
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Meh, maybe . You only have to be 36 to be a grandpa,. You know . And it be acceptable.HoseHead wrote:You can't make fuss when they say it.
If you fuss, they read it as attention and will do it again.
Don't laugh or make a face either! You have to turn away and laugh snot through your nose.
Grand kids? Old fucker.
HH