Trying to export an alien.....

HoseHead · Post by **HoseHead** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:34 pm

So this diaper head comes into Canada. He uses a false passport to get in. He's due to be deported but squawks saying he'll be persecuted in the homeland. We say, "I don't think so, Tim" and order him out. Has an anuerysm so our health care system drops $400K, yes four hundred thousand dollars, repairing this dirt bag's noggin'. Then we put him into a full care institution at $4K per month on the taxpayers credit card. Time comes to put him on a plane so he runs and hides in a Sikh temple in Vancouver. We're too afraid of offending anyone to go in, get him and tie his ass to a plane seat heading east.

Yes, we have free health care for everyone but Canadians.

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:37 pm

thas

F U C K E D up

sounds like something they would do in america....

in Brianland the best he could hope for is UPS overnight, busted head and all, back to towel-ville

Post by **Francious70** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:42 pm

I'd ship em in three separate containers.

1moreamp · Post by **1moreamp** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:46 pm

Francious70 wrote:I'd ship em in three separate containers.

I like the this idea better

Hey HH are you sure your in Canada ??? sounds like sunny California to me

Oh by the way remember when it was a crime to violate immigration laws

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:04 pm

I find the fact that the people protecting him don't seem to understand that he's here ILLEGALLY and thus Canada has no fucking obligation to either treat his medical issues OR let him stay here to be annoying as hell.

They're all like: "HAVE SOME COMPASSION!!!!!!"

Whatever, that's just them pulling the emo strings to try and get away with something that they legally shouldn't be able to.

Had this guy immigrated legally, I could honestly care less. The fact that he's illegal and as such likely hasn't paid anything in terms of taxes or what not rubs me the wrong way.

I don't like it when people abuse our country's multiculturalism by coming in illegally, avoiding taxes then somehow demanding things like medical care and turning around and crying "UNFAIR!" when/if that doesn't happen.

Personally, I think we should simply deport him as scheduled and be done with it. His family and friends will whine and cry but fuck them, there are plenty of people legally in Canada with family who can't get in legally and they aren't smuggling them in and demanding fee health care for them so what makes these people so special? Oh yeah, the fact that they are getting away with it...

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:27 pm

^ times eleventy billion.

Post by **Francious70** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:59 pm

Hey Rayn, we got the same thing here in the US, they're called Mexicans

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:17 pm

Yeah, I figured as much.

It's certainly a problem but it's not one that's easily resolved. The mexicans in the states work shit jobs for shit pay but deporting them all would require many of those positions to somehow be filled by others. Having Americans work those jobs would cause some serious market issues as they would have to be higher pay, causing affected businesses to have find the revenue for these salaries and wages through methods like increasing the cost of their products and what not.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for multicultralism and fairness and such but I find that the few who really abuse these things are the ones ruining it for all. Of course, I've heard it's not the few in the US, but hey, I don't have first hand experience with pretty much any southern state, so I won't talk about things which I know little about.

HoseHead · Post by **HoseHead** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:21 pm

Both Nation's are built on immigration. Play by the rules like everyone else. You break an entry rule, you leave. Period. False passports ain't allowed. Click! Click! "You'll be IMMEDIATELY escorted to the airport, Sir."

I could have enough donations in ten minutes to fly this one home first class. Even footing the bill to medivac to New Delhi as soon as he dropped would have satisfied me.

His caretakers, who are bonafide legal immigrants that went through the correct procedures, are not turning this guy over, either. They too should be subject to some sort of legal discipline, like "Last chance, Jack. Next time there'll be two seats booked on that there aircraft."

1moreamp · Post by **1moreamp** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:44 pm

Francious70 wrote:Hey Rayn, we got the same thing here in the US, they're called Mexicans

you used the M word !!!!!!

I think I should take a moment to expand on this as The M folks ain't the only group of people doing this sort of thing here in this country, we have South Americans, Cubans, Haitians, and Towel-heads, and just about any poor ass country that doesn't give a Fxxx about its general population trying to get into America. The shame of it is we also have terrorists coming the same way so there lies the debacle as its stands. Half of California in Hispanic, then theres Asian, and then African American, Filipino, and American Indians, <the founders by the way>, and then theres Crackers like me

But I was "Born in The USA" so I be naturalized by birth

The problem is the lack of properly enforce immigration laws, and the attempt by my country to enact a anti-terrorist protection policy. plus the general apathy that our country is rich enough to save the whole world line of thinking thats pretty much screwing everything up for those that have EARNED the rights that we here in the North American continent have by birth right.

We can't save the world, unless we save ourselves first ! Just My humble opinion about a very touchy piece of current affairs

And some of my bestest friend's are Mexican Americans, as they just want what we take for granted, "the American way of life". God help us, as most of California works because of Mexican Americans........

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:08 pm

South Americans, Cubans, Haitians,

umm, he said mexicans....thoes are just synonyms.

...from crash ---. "Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?"

Post by **VW337** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:22 pm

Oh have you canadian read the Quote on the statue of liberty?

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door"

^^That means come to the US illegally squirt out 9 children which we will pay for and then we can't deport you because they are US citizens and need somebody to care for them. Don't forget all that money you earn here illegally well don't worry about the taxes since you are sending it out of the country to bring the rest of your family illegally across, we don't need your tax money we'll just charge everybody else while you use all of the tax paid services.

___________

I say ANYBODY found in any country Illegally should be tagged with a GPS device and if they are still within that countries borders 24 hours later it explodes, and we use the bits to feed the wildlife.

....that brings up a possibility for violent offenders as well..................

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:35 pm

VW337 wrote:Oh have you canadian read the Quote on the statue of liberty?

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door"

^^That means come to the US illegally squirt out 9 children which we will pay for and then we can't deport you because they are US citizens and need somebody to care for them. Don't forget all that money you earn here illegally well don't worry about the taxes since you are sending it out of the country to bring the rest of your family illegally across, we don't need your tax money we'll just charge everybody else while you use all of the tax paid services.

___________

I say ANYBODY found in any country Illegally should be tagged with a GPS device and if they are still within that countries borders 24 hours later it explodes, and we use the bits to feed the wildlife.

....that brings up a possibility for violent offenders as well..................

you know... since it was a gift from France, that could be some kind Conspiracy by France to get rid of it's homeless trash by telling everyone America wants homeless fuckos.

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:39 pm

^i would believe it...those filthy fucks

Post by **VW337** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:40 pm

fuzzysnuggleduck wrote:
VW337 wrote:Oh have you canadian read the Quote on the statue of liberty?

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door"

^^That means come to the US illegally squirt out 9 children which we will pay for and then we can't deport you because they are US citizens and need somebody to care for them. Don't forget all that money you earn here illegally well don't worry about the taxes since you are sending it out of the country to bring the rest of your family illegally across, we don't need your tax money we'll just charge everybody else while you use all of the tax paid services.

___________

I say ANYBODY found in any country Illegally should be tagged with a GPS device and if they are still within that countries borders 24 hours later it explodes, and we use the bits to feed the wildlife.

....that brings up a possibility for violent offenders as well..................
you know... since it was a gift from France, that could be some kind Conspiracy by France to get rid of it's homeless trash by telling everyone America wants homeless fuckos.

^^True Story, I think I read that somewhere.

dcmcki · Post by **dcmcki** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:42 pm

Man I thought only people from Texas were passionate about Immigration Reform. It seems as though great minds think alike ^^^^^. I am still waiting for that BIG ASS fence to be built down here. They are hiring Border Patrol agents as fast as they can.....but can't pay them enough. I remember times when everyone spoke English. That is the biggest thing that I don't understand. You don't go over to another non-english speaking country and make them adapt to you do you? That is what we have had to do here. Everything now "In Print" is both in English and in Spanish. If you intend to stay in our Lovely Country, the least you can do is learn the DAMN Language.

dcmcki · Post by **dcmcki** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:45 pm

Now that map is FUNNY!

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:48 pm

i would volunteer my weekends to shoot illegals.

Seriously

Post by **VW337** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:00 pm

My idea of gun/immigration control-
http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifle_82.aspx

Place two of ^^these every mile or two down the border, of course bolt them down for proper gun control and fire "Rubber Bullets" at the Illegals in the night.

.........we all know even rubber bullets at that velocity will likely stop a truck but it sounds more humane that way

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:29 pm

dcmcki wrote:They are hiring Border Patrol agents as fast as they can.....but can't pay them enough.

Are you seriously telling me the United States government doesn't have enough money to pay a few thousand border guards?

Yet some how, billions and billions are spent "reforming" (and I use the word, very, very loosely) other countries... Hmmmm.

Mastiff · Post by **Mastiff** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:13 pm

fuzzysnuggleduck wrote:
dcmcki wrote:They are hiring Border Patrol agents as fast as they can.....but can't pay them enough.
Are you seriously telling me the United States government doesn't have enough money to pay a few thousand border guards?

Yet some how, billions and billions are spent "reforming" (and I use the word, very, very loosely) other countries... Hmmmm.

why in the hell do you think we dont have any fucking money ...lol

Mastiff · Post by **Mastiff** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:20 pm

Bfowler wrote:i would volunteer my weekends to shoot illegals.

Seriously

Oh that would be a site worth paying for!

pitcher this a bunch of hard core rednecks itching to kill someone.....and you pull up to a fleet of pick up truck diving illegal killers in the white bimmer......

excuse me is this where I sign up?

Post by **Bfowler** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:23 pm

well they would sure as shit know i wasn't Mexican

after a few beers im sure we would get along fine! i was rasied in a town with the biggest rodeo in Oregon after all!

Mastiff · Post by **Mastiff** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:26 pm

Bfowler wrote:well they would sure as shit know i wasn't Mexican

after a few beers im sure we would get along fine! i was rasied in a town with the biggest rodeo in Oregon after all!

piont taken...but it would still be funny.

Post by **VW337** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:00 pm

Bfowler wrote:i was rasied in a town with the biggest rodeo in Oregon after all!

Well not the biggest but deffinitly one of the more noteable. You can't count out St. Paul and Pendlton.