translators needed

[The Golden One]

just saw on the news that the dea is looking for people to translate ebonics so they can understand what the drug dealers are saying when their doing their deals. i kinda know some ebonics so i may apply its like this i need me a grammy of some bay so me an my boys can get bayed out and yo i need a bag of some goody so me and my boys can get danked. give it a shot to see if you can come up with some ebonics the po-pos cant figure out ha ha.

[JK]

wu tang- crack
jezzy-caine
man/boy-herion
yeah!/bluberrys- oxycodone 30
gernades- 80 oxy
couple days- meth
garbage-hash
kids- clones
moma- mother plant
larry- a grade
airazona- c grade
rags- dirt weed

hey! yo when u come by bring dat jezzy song witcha ya.
WITCH ONE?
shit! da whole thang...

i just said bring a kilo of cocaine

the amounts vary in many ways depending on witch drug you are talkin about. for example going off of cocaine.
thing- brick (kilo)
nina- 250 grams of cocaine
big- 4 1/2 ounces of cocaine
all the way down to a game (3 1/2 grams) a ball.

these are all things one should never know. negative energy!

[The Golden One]

maybe you should apply you know the lingo pretty good i guess they constanly change things up so they dont get understood. a few weeks ago this dude asked me if i wanted some twang and i was like what do i want some tang? he said no twang then dude got piss and said no some weed man i was like naw im good.

[JK]

tweed/twang- they both have a W witch meens weed. depending on where your at as well will change the slang. when you go to central america they call weed mary jane! theres a million ways to talk. thats part of why they call drug dealing the game..