Politically Incorrect from the Republic of Cambridge

[mhyde71]

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The
question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and Blacks is not the correct answer

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids
is not a good product name.

A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Washington, but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000
Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.�

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.

[joerg]

It´s been a while that i laughed so hard! Thanks for the cheer up!

[holmis]

[Bfowler]

disabled porn cracked me up!