So, for the better part of the day I have had the hiccups. The only reason I got rid of them earlier is because I ate lunch. So, I come home and the gilfriend is playing Star Wars on the xbox and I sit down and start with the hiccups. I try all of my "usual" remedies, but to no avail. After a half hour of laughing at me she says "think of a white horse"! I'm like WTF!!?? She says that her sister and her mother swear by it.
So, stupidly I give it a shot. First I think about a fancy white horse, but it soon leads to donkey from Shrek 2. (Don't ask because I have no idea!!) So, it worked!! It actually fuckin' worked somehow. I have now been hiccup free for the last 2 hours.
Moral of the story: If you have hiccups, think of a white horse.
