After my run in with 'la femme douche' the cop last night I wasnt in the mood to attract anymore attention.
So I got out the mashed Altezzas (they were in a RIGHT state..) and customised them..
They were cracked (one had a large piece missing where I broke them carelessly removing them) one had cracked the seal and was leaking like a piglet, worse still the chrome had perished and had gone black.. And one had a melted reverse lens cap.
So I baked them, split them, repainted the insides white.. Removed the reverse light clear caps and made a bondo piece to fix the missing broken cover piece (the black edging plastic).
All this in exactly 3 hours from start to fitted on the car.. Damn, Im good !
And they dont look at all bad either !

On thy motorrrr

Look closer.. Closer !

And the reason I cant wait to get the hell out of Crapola Jersey. It's as moist with humidity outside as the inside of a tickled vagina !

^ was from being out there @ 7am. !!!