difference btwn Potentiality and realistically

Post by **mhyde71** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:47 pm

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

Post by **Rold Gold** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:16 pm

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:35 am

...one to remember Matt!
BTW;
-my wife had a operation on her hand last week.....
they changed the hole in her hand to match the euro.

- did you see that program on tv last night about incest?
"no I didn't, I was in bed with my mother".

-SHE says;"honey, I want bigger breasts".
HE says; OK, go ask the doctor howmuch it costs.
Next day she says;"it costs 10.000 euros"
HE says; we can't afford that, but I know a much cheaper way.
SHE says; tell me!
HE says; take a piece of toiletpaper, and rub it between your breasts a few times a day.
SHE says; will that make them BIGGER???
HE says; "WELL, IT WORKED FINE FOR YOUR ASS"!!!

Misfire · Post by **Misfire** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:16 am

That is priceless!!!!

denim · Post by **denim** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:41 am

Nice.

ChaosWarlord26 · Post by **ChaosWarlord26** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:22 am

Matt I really needed that laugh today. Thanks!!!