A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years.
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>She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided
to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex Therapist,
Dr. Chang.
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>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.
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>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
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>Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
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>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
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>As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
>You haf
Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
dates.
>
>The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
>Disease?"
>
>Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
>face Look Ed Zachary like your ass."
jus someting
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You may have subs in your car........but my doors sound better!
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.
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