Why Men Are Happier Than Women

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

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1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. ---I may argue this one---

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. ---or snap-on wire cutters---

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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5 and 10 are golden
my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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Post by fuzzysnuggleduck »

HILLARY IN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by T.A.S. »

yeah you think its bad now ...... never mind not going off on a political tangent :roll:
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fuzzysnuggleduck wrote:HILLARY IN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wink:
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Post by fuzzysnuggleduck »

I'm kidding, guys.

I'm not even American!
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Post by Bfowler »

fuzzysnuggleduck wrote:I'm kidding, guys.

I'm not even American!
i knew it was a joke.

besides, this thread was about women...and i don't think the devil incarnate has a gender so to speak....
my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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I swear I've seen a set of nuts poking out the bottom of her skirt before
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Guy's Guy's it supposed to nicer to get SCREWED by a Woman :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats the Hillary thats gonna win the election, and as soon as she does we get SCREWED by a woman instead of a ugly old guy :shock: :wink: :lol: :)

Also she ain't screwing Bill anymore thats for sure :wink: :lol: :lol:
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1moreamp wrote:Guy's Guy's it supposed to nicer to get SCREWED by a Woman :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats the Hillary thats gonna win the election, and as some as see does we get SCREWED by a woman instead of a ugly old guy :shock: :wink: :lol: :)

Also she ain't screwing Bill anymore thats for sure :wink: :lol: :lol:
see my post above pauls
my ex-girlfriend said "its car audio or me"
i've had tougher choices at a soda machine...
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Alright, let's not go political with this.

But that bitch still has a hairy set below the belt.
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Post by stipud »

That's one of the better lists we've had here... I think I apply for each and every point. Hell, some of them I downright abuse!
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