Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place. Replace
all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see
naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants
wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more
money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and
have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
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Re: HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
ROFLAObrenzbmr@sb wrote: Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt,.....
"ZPA's will have the same sound essentially as you get from the MS, they just feature a bigger shinier set of balls."
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