WTF gives w/the women anymore?

Post by **smgreen20** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:51 am

I'm married right? OK, So why is it when one is married all the women come out of the wood work?

There's this girl who works at the local radio station, Ashlee, who I've hit it off w/real well. Talk to her about twice a week and as soon as I mention KSE, which now I don't even have to, she knows exactly who it is.
Here's some pics of her.

http://wkhy.com/gallery/ashlee

The other girl is the weather lady on the weekends of our local TV station, wlfi tv18, and when I was working PT at the NASCAR store in the mall, she was working at Panerea's bread and came in w/a J. Johnson purse. I gave her crap about it and she turned around and gave crap right back to me for being a Stewart fan.

Well, I went to the store yesterday to see about coming back for a while, and in she walks, HOT AS EVER, and I asked her if she still works at Panerea. She replied" NO", said she's now doing the local weather for TV18 on the weekends.

I was talking to her for about 45 mins and we discussed how Stewart is going to be at the Home Depot in Carmel, IN on the Wed the 25th. She stated that her sister is a Stewart fan and the two of them were going to go. It's about 1.5 hrs from where we live. I asked her what time she was going to get there. She replied w/"7-8 in the morning." As a joke I asked her if I could have her phone number and I'd give her a call when I get there and I'll join her in liine. To my suprise she said yes! As well she wanted my number too.

She is fucking hot. I'm a lot like Al Bundy. I dream of hot girls I'd like to #%&$##$%, and as soon he finds one that would w/him as well, he replies, "I'm sorry. It'd never work out. I'm married..... With children." I feel that that would be me. I would be OOOHHH so tempted to.

Just had to share. I know she likes me, just not sure in what way. A long time friendship w/her would be just fine.

Here's trwo pics of her from the cell phone.

Now I know what it feels like to be Pandy, DAMNIT!

Post by **Francious70** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:00 pm

That's the way it always farkin happens too. There must be a smell that they pick up on.

nico boom · Post by **nico boom** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:52 pm

FEROMONES!!!!!!!!

[Little devils that enter your system through your skin, dive into your bloodstream, make your heart pump wild, block all synapses in your brain, so you can't think straight anymore, pump all your blood from your brain into your ...., and next thing you know, you're walking with your suitcase to stay at your parents, or a friend who you called in the middle of the night...].
I'm not confessing anything here.....really!!!

HoseHead · Post by **HoseHead** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:53 pm

Don't do it.
You'll regret it.
Take your wife to the show.

Nice nuts in the phone photos though.....

Post by **smgreen20** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:14 pm

She knows I'm married, and she knows I planned on taking my wife and 3 kids to meet him as well. She was still as happy as could be to hold a spot in line for me.

1moreamp · Post by **1moreamp** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:12 pm

Look out and be wise, Your a family man, and what would your kids think ??

Plus I don't care what she looks like, the pain your kids will endure over her actions will be astounding when you look back with 20-20 hindsight, and say Oh my God what was I thinking.

Be Wise, and good to your kids they deserve it

Yeah I looked at the pic's again and shes a home wrecker if I ever saw one. She would not want the same done to her I am sure... She is trying to steal what she does not have and has not earned.... Shame.... Does not change my mind , go home and hug your kids

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 am

Send her round, Ill take her off your hands

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:19 am

Francious70 wrote:That's the way it always farkin happens too. There must be a smell that they pick up on.

Of course. Women want what they cant have. When youre single it's harder because they see no challenge, but when youre with someone they want it..

Thats why I always play so hard to get.. It drives em nuts

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:23 am

1moreamp wrote:Look out and be wise, Your a family man, and what would your kids think ??

Plus I don't care what she looks like, the pain your kids will endure over her actions will be astounding when you look back with 20-20 hindsight, and say Oh my God what was I thinking.

Be Wise, and good to your kids they deserve it

Oh come on dude, look at the size of them thrupenny bits !

I am of course joking. And youre right. It's forbidden fruit.. I would leave it well alone.

Post by **smgreen20** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:29 am

All is good. Sounds corny> But being that I'm into heavy Metal and that I play the drums, I wrote a song about it today at work.

I rotate between jobs at work. Front blocks, rear blocks, and seam welder (which is what I ran today). I do one position a day and what I did today leaves A LOT of time on my hands. So I was free to write as the machine did the welding.

Got the wild oats out.......... for now.