Yip kids rool
Here is a piece of writing I did about little Molly (my room mate's 4 y/o daughter..) from my myspace blog.
I'm sure it'll make you smile as much as I smiled reading about the artwork
The wonder that is kids
I still can't divulge my exact whereabouts. Though it's pretty obvious I am somewhere in Ohio.
Thankfully I can now tell people to fuck off and not have to feel their wrath.
Anyways, so here I am.
I am living with a friend, and he has 2 daughters. One is called Covee (not his but he treats her as his which is remarkable) and the other is Molly.
Now I'm no stranger to being around kids. I spent every available moment back in Jersey with Megan, she's Oliwias baby girl (she's in the pic with my ace step sister Ashley).
Some of the escapades that have been going on over the last couple of weeks have been nothing short of hilarious. Kids will never cease to amaze me. In a way I guess it helps us adults realise that the world aint such a shitty, scary place.
So today was one of the funniest (though worrying, sheesh kids give you constant bloody heart attacks lol)
I wake up thismorning, Molly is screaming for her dad.
I find her on the toilet (lmao I shouldnt laugh because its kinda cruel) yelling. So I ask her "whats the matter darling?" she says "I want my dad !" so I ask again "whats up? your dad is very tired and needs to sleep sweetheart" at which point I went and asked Covee to take care of it.
So then about an hour later I get up (around 10 had a late night) and I can hear this slurping.
She's bent over the toilet drinking toilet water through her juice box straw. EWWW.
Of course at first sheer panic hit me. Like "Fuck ! what am I gonna do !" after a good scalding :"Molly ! daddy will slap your legs if he catches you doing that !" she stopped. In hindsight though that image of her bent over that toilet will remain with me forever, as one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. LMAO.
It got even funnier though. My friend works nights, he works 12 hour shifts with 2 hr drive to and from, so hes knackered when he arrives home, so he got up around 12:30 and I told him what had happened. He was rightly very cross so he calls out "Molly, come here !" in a pissed off kinda way.
So in she runs, soggy toilet paper all over her with a plastic easter egg filled with toilet water. So of course, she got the leg slapping I warned her of. But tbh? it was probably one of the funniest things ever.
Kids. Theyre so silly yet so clever at the same time. Basically the toilet is the only source of water little Molly can reach, so a slap on the legs was well worth the fun she was having.
And yesterday she got up in the morning and Covee gave her a bowl of dry shreaded wheat. She doesnt like milk on her cereal.
So she then proceeded to crush them all into powder, fill up plastic easter eggs and throw them at anything within sight. LMAO.
I cleaned that all up. I did tell her off but I was trying so hard not to just burst out laughing because I was a naughty little fucker when I was a kid too.
My mother told me stories of when I would go out in the street, find a big piece of dog shit and then bring it in the house, get out the plates and meticulously cut it up into seperate (and very accurate) servings and lay them all out on the table.
LOL.
I am about to add some pics of Molly and Covee into my album so do check them out ! but honestly? I have not had this much fun in fucking years
