I hate brown.
I was to receive a package, my neighbor came up and handed me a little yellow sticky saying last attempt was made, which was the first I had heard. Neighbor said they saw it on the ground in front of their door. I call and get the run around after 3 hours I get a a call back, we will have the driver re-attempt delivery, I specify to not bother unless it is after 5 as the note I found was 9am. They say OK. Next day get home, note on door says delivery attempted 9am..............I didn't think that was the same as after 5? so I call........Finally I just have it redirected to my work.
I have another package on it's way at the same time as this is going on, I come home from work and have a sticky note saying first attempt made 10am, I write on the note "re-attempt after 5". get home the next day note is gone new note in place "final attempt made"....WTF. I call UPS and spend 2 hours ranting, finally I suggest they just drop the package at the UPS store 1 block from my house, they can't do this fro one reason or another, so I suggest I'll meet that driver when he shows up there a little before 6, they say great we'll switch the package between trucks. I am sitting there the next evening for 15 minutes and UPS truck shows I stop thet driver and ask about my shipment.......I get a dumb look, he calls the hub, 20 minutes later he gets a response, It looks like your package is on the other truck still and he has attempted delivery today. I go home yellow note on door which was not there when I left. Yellow note says "I was here at 5:07pm to deliver, you weren't". I call UPS again and let them know I have a prick for a driver and where the hell is my stuff? after a few calls back and forth somebody in the distribution center offered to bring it by on their way home because they only live a few blocks away.
I spent a total of 9 hours on the phone over 2 shipments and wasted 6 summer evenings which I could have been doing better things, would it be to hard to assume a residential address may not have somebody there during the day and possibly be a good idea to attempt those later in the day? I will never use UPS again especially since the item I had redirected to my work was not signed or verified in any way and was just verified by the number on the sticky note, essentially anybody could have taken this from my door and redirected a $300 item to anywhere USA, and I would have suffered the loss.
UPS can lock their doors and I wouldn't care, because I will never use them again if there is any way I can avoid it.
I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.