Im becoming mormon, congratulate me

Post by **mr tibbs** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:31 pm

FuzzyHoNutz wrote:The underware you speak of is called "Garments" and there blessed.

Or Jesus Jammies as we non-believers call theme here.

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:33 pm

lmao.

Maybe I should run into a church with my silk spongebob boxers in my hand and dip them in the font?

Mind you, all of my underwear is blessed beyond belief. I really reakon that not a single pair has escaped one of those farts where you go Holy Shit !

Post by **mr tibbs** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:34 pm

It's not like they bless your undies, you have to buy special, pre-blessed jesus jammies from the church.

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:38 pm

I bet theyre really expensive too right?

Well theyre screwed, because I dont have any money.

Gotta say, some of the facts put forward on mormonism are excellent, like how god turned all the natives red to punish them

It's definitely the funniest religion out of them all, maybe thats why I chose it?

I want to die laughing tbh, way Ive felt lately Id do anything for a laugh..

Audiophiliac · Post by **Audiophiliac** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:48 pm

lol....I have to post because I happen to be LDS and this is hilarious! 99% of what has been referenced here about the church is either completely false, or at least an inaccurate representation or over-generalization of the facts. Dont worry about offending me....you wont. I laughed harder than anyone at that South Park episode. Just because I know better.

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:53 pm

hehe thats where I learned about mormons

The final speech was better than most in that ep though, where the kid says he couldnt give a shit about what religion he was just that he was happy.

I mean tbh we all have to have something to believe in. Im not religious because Im too 'let me see concrete proof' I mean I was a salesman, I dont believe anybody lol..

I do believe something created us, and, by namesake I refer to that person as God, but I dont believe anyone ever spoke to him or it or whatever it was.

I just think with the UK's naiivety when it comes to letting people get away with shit because of their religion is a target for some really good laughs, and they won't have a clue what a mormon is because it's a U.S thing.

I thought about being a blainetologist too rofl, but that didnt exist, but screw scientology, I mean they would put me straight in a jacket that zips up from behind and throw away the key, esp after that speech Tom Cruise made, daft as a brush !

Post by **Rold Gold** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:56 pm

Actually, those jesus jammies are worn all the time......

I know a couple who's house caught fire and they both almost died. They had 3rd degree burns everywhere but the head and what the garment covered......

They arent that expensive either. That religion is on the sketchy side but they do take care of eachother I have to say that.

Ahsmo · Post by **Ahsmo** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:09 pm

Pandy

I hope you are joking. Why would you want to continue to be a loser?

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:35 pm

Ahsmo wrote:Pandy I hope you are joking. Why would you want to continue to be a loser?

Thanks. I gather thats you in that avatar there?

Thought so.

Ahsmo · Post by **Ahsmo** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:51 pm

Yeah, pounding beer and destroying Belgians in their own drinking games.

What ship are you taking to the UK?

*nevermind
Hope it sinks.

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:03 pm

Yep Im sure it will.

Think outside the bun.

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:04 am

Bfowler wrote:and audiobahn.

I laughed so hard my fellow workers had to findout what was so funny. I was reading the responses seriously when you threw that out there.

You have impeccable timing!

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:17 am

FuzzyHoNutz wrote:but they do take care of eachother I have to say that.

You can't deny this, it's a core part of most religion. I just can't pay the dues or buy the lies to afford it.

OldSchoolFool · Post by **OldSchoolFool** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:53 am

"The way I see it is this, you said some stuff about the UK that just wasnt true"

Re-read it. You agreed with every point I laid out about UK.

Post by **Rold Gold** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:20 pm

More importantly than religion OlSchool- Whatz up on a pricing sheet for the sale? We're getting pretty close and I'm getting ansee in my pansee's.......

ydnap · Post by **ydnap** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:25 pm

OldSchoolFool wrote:"The way I see it is this, you said some stuff about the UK that just wasnt true"

Re-read it. You agreed with every point I laid out about UK.

Did I? or is that what you would like to think?

But hey, thanks for bringing it up again man.