"On one side, ye' have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against another lawyer who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.
"Then on the other side, ye' have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking blond, younger woman, who owns a beer distributorship.
"What the devil are ye' lads thinking over there in the colonies?"
