Brian is NOT an asshole

Post by **Bfowler** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:47 pm

so i was just at safeway buying some rockstar, i am picking up my change and putting it away

dude behind me is buying a 6er of Heineken.

cashier lady: do you have your clubcard?
dude: i don't, is there even a discount on Heineken?
cashier: yes, I can just put in your phone number
dude: 541-bla-blah
cashier: oh, i guess there isn't a discount

Brian to dude: wow...that was the sneakiest way of getting your number i have ever seen!

dude to Brian: your right, that was sneaky!!
Cashier smiles
dude to cashier: so what time do you get off work tonight
cashier: 9

dude: want to get dinner afterwords?
cashier: giggles, ok

Brian: my work here is done

Post by **fuzzysnuggleduck** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:57 pm

Hahahahahaha.

Post by **stipud** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:25 pm

Hook upzzzzzzz

fordtough1 · Post by **fordtough1** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:55 pm

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:29 pm

That's teamwork for ya. Hell, I'd have been doggin him to give me one of those beers after that!

Post by **Rold Gold** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:39 am

You ARE still an asshole..................................

She probly has the herp and now he's infucked........and she drank half his beer....

Post by **Bfowler** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:51 am

haha....way to shit on my karma cereal fuzz....

Post by **Rold Gold** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:27 am

It does however count as a plus for you..........

That means you won't be trying to tap that.... even though she's a beer whore and probly cute.....

Post by **Bfowler** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:34 am

meh, in her day i guess, they were both 40+

Post by **Rold Gold** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:36 am

You didn't state that fact.......
Karma is still good. She probly just drank 4 of his beers.....

gkitching · Post by **gkitching** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:45 am

Or he drank the whole 6 pack before picking her up and dude crashed driving drunk