It took three weeks but they finally found me. I came out of the bathroom after getting done with my afternoon business into the living room and the cats looked spooked. I was wondering what the hell was going on so I looked outside and there they were, the mormons! They were getting back into the car and leaving, I guess they figured there was nobody home, but I'm sure they will be back. DAMN THEM, DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!! Is there nowhere I can go and be safe in this damn state!!
Actually I'm looking forward to talking to them. I have some new material to try out.
Since my wife was mormon, they used to come by quite offten.....I'd invite them in and smoke bowls, drink beers and have a game on the whole time..... There was 1 pair that came by a few times to hang out.... Then, they just stopped comming by....Probly cus April told her dad to stop sending them.... probly cus I was corrupting them... She came home 1 time and I was sitting on the couch and they were playing MADDEN.....
Those tender little burgers with them little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in ya mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one.. just makes me want to burn this muthafuka down.... Come on, Pookie, let's burn this muthafuka down!!!
One time quite a while ago I was sleeping alone during the afternoon at my parent's place. The doorbell rang. I staggered out of bed, throwing on a dirty wife beater and some jogging pants.
I answer the door and two guys start talking to me about stuff. I'm far too dazed from slumber and what I believe was also a hangover to really get any of it. Somehow I ended up inviting them in and about 2 hours into the whole affair they hand me a book of mormon and I was like.... uuuuuuuuuhhhhh what?
IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO REALIZE THEY WERE MORMONS.
Fuck, I must have been high or something. Anyways, I asked them leave. And they did.
Run (make it evident) to the nearest sink and splash your self with water, hands, arms, face, shirt....do it up well. Then go to the door panting, and open it shake their hands making sure to transfer some water, then very emphatically say "no, no, no, my wife will not be joining us" throw in a twitch or two and give a mild hysteric laugh. If and when they ask you any questions just look at them blankly or throw in Brian's "yes" to everything.
Guaranteed they will leave and not likely return.
I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.
Ya know, I really don't mind if they show up and want to talk, but after I have told them more than once that I'm not interested and they just keep coming is when I get irritated. I give them a fair shot the first time, and after that all bets are off. Or when some random missionary approaches me at a GAS STATION!! Seriously, I'm there to get some fuel, for my car, not to have a religious discussion/argument. That poor kid thought I was gonna kick his ass or something. He seriously started to shake and quiver so bad he couldn't talk. All I did was raise my voice a little and not agree with what he had to say. Poor kid......
Those tender little burgers with them little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in ya mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one.. just makes me want to burn this muthafuka down.... Come on, Pookie, let's burn this muthafuka down!!!
Eric (Dr. Fosgate) got tired of running the server, so we opened this place. He was keeping it up so we could still link to our old threads, but it seems to be totally down now
Has anyone looked into data transition? Meaning if it is possible to merge all the old SB data (ie. posts/topics/PM/etc) with the Phorum's current software?
I know there are scripts for Invision to VB and visa versa, and some for SMF. But was not sure if it was possible here.
Mr. Tibbs, I apologize for derailing your thread. If you like I will start a new one on this question.
It is possible, and I asked Eric if I could do it after we made this place, but he wasn't interested. Heck, I could have mirrored SB on our host quite easily.